Moist Queef

(abbrev. MQ) a queef (expulsion of vaginal gases during coitus) that often comes with vaginal juices.

"hey, did you tap that last night?"

"yeah, but she MQ'd (moist queef-ed) on me -_-"

by Annabella McFagatron August 22, 2011

Moist

The most disturbing word in the milky way galaxy.

I am so moist right now!

by MCCrafting April 2, 2016

moist

According to most surveys, the #1 favorite word by the female gender. They especially enjoy combining it with other words in the top of the list to form sentences, such as:

"I have moist and chunky cottage cheese tits"

Hang on, let's squirt these bath towels to get them all chunky and moist before we use them

Aww that kitten is adorable! I bet it's really moist!

by waskeyjam November 14, 2016

Big, hairy, smelly, sticky, slimy, wrinkled, moist DONKEY BOLLOCKS!

One day, with a spilitting headache and a 9am lecture, this wonderful phrase came to life.
yelling it just feels so right...
Meaning: its fairly obvious one would have thought

thinking back on a disastrous night out with wayyyyyy too much lambrini (you can tell we're students)you hear the early morning yell "Big, hairy, smelly, sticky, slimy, wrinkled, moist DONKEY BOLLOCKS!"

by We hate Josh (who will curse the day he met us..) February 18, 2005

moises

A manipulative illegal immigrant who repairs homes and plays with women's hearts. He only loves married women who are citizens in hopes of getting a green card. He will go to any extreme to manipulate a woman even using his own mother and father. When all else fails he simply beats them to get his way with them.

Can that dude get alot of chics?
Only if he turns his Moises on.

by LaMigra71 November 2, 2010

moink

1. Something crazy or amazing.
2. A retarded monkey.

1. DUDE, THATS WAS LIKE A FOOKING MOINK!
2. Ahm a moinkey.

by wysiwyg August 21, 2006

moist clam

to tie a string to your dick and the other side of the string to a loose tooth... then the man flexes his dick to pull the string to pull out the tooth

I couldn't find a door to use to get my loose tooth out, so i asked my boy friend to pull a moist clam to get it out

by Christian Jesus Thomas November 17, 2006