is that a batch mobile or what?
by slugsworth June 01, 2014
When 2 people jork it on the phone with other for a long period of time (depends on your stamina) ((long is more than 2-5 minutes)) it can be used for long distance couples or e-whores so they can get that bag. Either way it's kinda okay, but you must make sure you talk to one another during this process or it is weird and pointless, you might as well just watch porn.
downside: not as pleasuring
benefit: 0% chance of std or pregnancy
downside: not as pleasuring
benefit: 0% chance of std or pregnancy
Girl A: "Omg girl, you're never gonna believe who I was mobile canoodling with last night"
Girl B: "Omg was it Austin again?"
Girl B: "Omg was it Austin again?"
by melodixx January 08, 2025
by RealOGjames November 15, 2017
by Floss_x March 07, 2016
A person standing frozen in the middle of a public thoroughfare, street, sidewalk, hallway or stairwell where people are normally walking, reading or writing text messages, checking e-mail, or otherwise electronically absorbed, cut off from the world around them.
I just walked right into some mobile statue on campus because I was trying to type and walk at the same time... I guess I should have gone statue too...
by Vinculus April 02, 2009
by Werbette101 (ferri) April 11, 2020