mind clouding 

the feeling of delirium; inability to think hard on something without being *blocked* by your brain.

Yo I fapped for 4 hours yesterday night so I'm clouded asf (implicit)
m8 I want to get mind clouded so bad today, you got any decent porn? (past tense of mind clouding)

mind clouding by Vinhbui1 May 12, 2018

mind transplant

mind transplants are necessary when two minds are so similar and powerful that the world needs to experience the two minds changing places to find more powerful mind ideas and energies.

ugh we're in sync! we need a mind transplant ASAP

mind transplant by bhadimbhad October 28, 2018

Mind out the road 

When some fucker gets in the way and you want them to move. Same as “get out the way” or “get out the road”

Mind out the road you silly cunt

Mind out the road by Serry12345 March 21, 2019

Mind Reader 

A Mind Reader is a person or machine that can tell what other people are thinking. Three things a mind reader should never do is, reveal their secrets, disrespect privacy, and gossip.

Josh: “Hey mind reader! How do u read minds? Tell me your ways!!”

Mind reader: “I shall not it is wrong for me to reveal my secrets.”

Josh: “I understand and respect that.”

Mind Reader by Oxford Dctnry August 16, 2019

Mind Reader 

nickname for Obama director of speechwriting Jon Favreau

The Mind Reader was engaged to Quincy Jones’ daughter Rashida Jones and began his career working for John Kerry in 2004.

Mind Reader by Coop Dupe January 1, 2020

mind blown 

sarcastic tone of voice when someone is saying something obvious

mum: books are made out of paper
child: MIND BLOWN!

mind blown by watermellon10 March 17, 2020

Mind Yours 

Minding your own business.

“Is that your real hair?”
“Does it matter? Mind Yours.!”

Mind Yours by mochiana July 28, 2020