Michigan Wolverines

the best motherfucking team in the world and way better than the Fuckeyes

Ohio state fucking sucks Michigan wolverines are better

by juggingrootsyeehaw12 October 15, 2023

Michigan Mixture

The act of loading one's anus with various bodily fluids; cum, blood, sweat, vomit, feces, etc, and then mixing it together with another's dick.

Yeah man, did you see that video? Martin got a nasty Michigan Mixture

by waterbottleenjoyer22 August 15, 2024

michigan margarita

When you run out of ice and use the snow from the front yard.

Jim: hey do we have enough ice to make margaritas?

Dave: no but it’s December we can make Michigan margaritas

by Mudjacker January 6, 2018

Michigan Handjob

When someone gives you a handjob with mittens on.

It was so fkn cold outside, Suzy had to give him a Michigan handjob so she could stay warm.

by Mommymilker1000 May 3, 2022

Michigan Rapper

Rappers that have the most ghetto lyrics possible

Person A: "The beats real good, but the bars are so ass"

Person B: "They're a Michigan Rapper, what did you expect?"

by cattlephyscia January 4, 2025

Michigan State Shot

Describes the method of doing any mixed liquor shot. The first person to offer another to do a " michigan state " shot is to buy one mixed shot. Drink the whole shot but does not swallow. Carefully allow the person who accepted the proposal to do a "Michigan state shot" to drink half the shot via a mouth to mouth method. Both swallow their respective halves. Shot is finished.

Gentleman gets introduced to an attractive girl at bar.
Gentleman: would u like to do a Michigan state shot?
Attractive Lady with healthy teeth & no evidence of bad breath: what's is that? Sure.. Whatever...
Gentleman: I'll show u. But u have to trust me!
Lady: ok!!

Gentleman buys one mixed shot. Drinks but not swallow shot. Gently embrace the lady's neck for a mouth to mouth shot exchange. (Pause at this moment for any signs of resistance, if so, cancel and disengage). An intersted Lady would accepts the gesture and lean forward to embraces his shot-serving mouth. (Gentleman must make this as comfortable as possible without any over-powering or imposing positions). Shots are exchanged like birds feeding offspring. No kissing.

Gentleman: casually and not sensually. How was that??

Lady: hmmm . Good.
Gentleman: my name is Sparty. nice to meet you.

by Sparty311 April 30, 2013

Michigan Mudpuppy

Eating ass with a horseshoe chew of grizzly wintergreen in.

Maniac 1: I just put a lipper and ate that dirty girls ass.
Maniac 2: Dude, you gave her a Michigan Mudpuppy!

by Maniac 3 May 12, 2024