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Michael

A Chinese sweat shop worker that buys toys for his pet turtle named pete
Michael is a super nice co worker
by WRLD999 October 30, 2020
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Michael

Michael is a incredibly sexy man within a wonderful personality great cook, super intelligent and can fix anything. He is also a ladies man who has the best pick up lines. Michael also has a small sensitive side he very seldom will show and is not only a great father but a better boyfriend, but the best thing about Michael is what Michael can do under the sheets . Michael is hands down the best sex any one person deserves and anyone should be down right honored to have sex with Michael, but Michael when poked can also have a different side that would be the Asshole side so be cautious not to poke (Piss off) a Michael. To piss off a Michael would be hazardous to ones health. Yo-D-Yo is the only sign of a pissed off Michael so pay attention. Oh and last but not least Michael we're blessed with a killer smile and some we're fortunate enough to be blessed with extremely attractive girlfriends some call them Shelly's, those Michael's are refered to as Lucky ass Michael's .
I always here a Michael Yo-D-Yo ing around here.
by Sillybroad July 12, 2021
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Michael

Usually dates a girl named Julia and slays her with his 18 inch peen
Julia: Michael has a huge dick and he says I give the best head
by BANDZZ November 18, 2019
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Michael

A pot smoking loser who won't get anywhere in life. He is so annoying and needy. Always either high or depressed.
He's such a drop-kick, he must be a Michael.
by Reyals_666 November 21, 2013
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Michael

Micheal; a homely, slightly annoying individual. Most qualified person you may ever meet, to eat ass. This does not apply to every Michael, infact, it is very rare to find this specific individual.
Look. There's Michael doing burnouts in the walmart parking lot!
by Kjoe July 26, 2018
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Michael

A person that nobdy understands that IS STRAIGHT
Michael is straight
by Johnny Johnny no papa October 15, 2019
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Michael Michael Motorcycle

An expression coined by Mike Lange, the legendary voice of the Pittsburgh Penguins. Typically said after a goal of significance is scored by the Penguins.
"Michael Michael Motorcycle! Evgeni Malkin has scored in OT to defeat the hapless Washington Capitals!"
by schmed_head August 28, 2009
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