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Thumb Method

When you jerk off over your pants using just your thumb. This is commonly used by those who have an inability to release sperm.
When I was sleeping with my parents in third grade, I used the thumb method so I could get off without them knowing.
by anonymous October 5, 2020
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The Carleton Method

The Carleton method refers to a Canadian studying technique where you overload your intermediate-term memory with course knowledge shortly before the final exam. The technique was developed and perfected by uOttawa Law student Matthew Hradecky while he was an Undergraduate student at Carleton University. The method was accidentally discovered when asynchronous online courses were offered during the Covid-19 pandemic, and Hradecky watched 12 consecutive three-hour lectures on 2x speed (for the first time) just 2 days before the final exam. This resulted in Hradecky receiving a perfect 100% on the exam. This method can been continually improved since its inception in 2020, and adapted to a non-virtual learning environment.

The Carleton method is best employed in 2025 by attending classes and taking no notes, and then completing all the readings start to finish within 48 hours of the final exam.
NPC: Hey man, can I borrow your class notes? I broke my wrist and was not able to take any this semester
Valedictorian: Notes? HA. I use the Carleton method and have not taken any notes since Grade 12. Better hope you can still open the textbook limpy
by Nepean Raiders December 2, 2025
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squeegee method

The act of grabbing the penis by its base and sliding your compressed fingers along the shaft to the tip to get any remaining fluids out of it. Can be performed either to clear sperm or urine from the penis. An alternative to "shaking".
1.

Guy 1: Do you shake when you're done?
Guy 2: No man, I use the squeegee method.

2.

...and then I used the squeegee method to get the rest of my cum onto her chest.
by zlh5009 September 19, 2011
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erythem method

A regimen of dubious reputation for supposedly avoiding/minimizing the risk of sunburn that entails careful "spacing" of your periods of time in direct sunlight, and limiting your length of exposure each time. May or may not be successful/effective, depending on how sensitive your skin is, and/or at what latitude you live.
That bu**s**t erythem method may work for some people, but all it did for me was make me red as a lobster and miserably hot and scratchy while tossing and turning in bed at night!
by QuacksO October 27, 2018
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Sukuna Method

When you try to get girls by using absurd methods. Like Sukuna using bad methods to get to people.
Bro I just used the Sukuna Method to pull this absolute hottie!
by Ryomen December 29, 2024
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chapstick method

Rubbing chapstick on the lips of your pussy for the benefit of your boyfriend
Dude! Audrey tried the chapstick method last night she tasted like Coconuts and vinegar! Way better.
by Biggerbrainbrian December 10, 2021
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The Carroll Method

Founded by one Tyce “Carroll”, the Carroll method is a revolutionary recovery method for sicknesses of all kinds. The Carroll method involves sleeping in 5 hour bursts then waking up to drink approximately 1 liter of water or diluted gatorade. Overall the Carroll method covers the best of both worlds in rest and hydration.
“Wow, Thanks to the Carroll method I am recovering faster than ever!”
“The Carroll method allows for me to continue doing the activities I love!”
by Tyce(BigMan) April 17, 2024
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