Bell merchant

Someone who deals in bell ends a lot

Jono is such a bell merchant

by David Byrne December 4, 2005

Smear Merchant

The Dude when he is not abiding to being his royal dudeness.

After rolling a gutter ball he want next-level Smear Merchant.

by richfuel December 19, 2019

Melih A.K.A Fuze Tea

Melih is know by many names: Fuze Tea, Maggie, Maggi, Crocky, Dr Oetker, Wessim and Magnum

Ewa, Melih A.K.A Fuze Tea

by SAHBikhdslkjdshlkjfgfdfdfdvcxf March 13, 2018

Blackout Merchandise

Whenever there is a Blackout, items such as T.V.'s. Stereos, Game Systems or anything stolen during the Blackout is considered Balckout Merchandise

Hey Steve, gotta come to my basement and see my new flat screen
Steve: Ah shit man that musta dug deep into your pocket
Rioter: Naw man its Blackout Merchandise from yesterday, My wife got a Wii!

by Steve to giant November 30, 2009

Feather merchant

A feather merchant is a homosexual most often a really ugly or retarded person or animal. (or something else)

What the hell are you doing you fucking feather merchant!

by Your mom is a feather merchant January 18, 2010

Merican

Mare-i-can
(Also Amerijuanan)

A person in America (possible including North and South America, but more specifically the United States) who partakes in the consumption of marijuana by smoke, vapor, or ingestion (IV too, but felt ridiculous to include.)

So, in summary: A person in America who partakes in any kind marijuana use.

"I'm a True Merican, I smoke weed everyday."

"Is Obama Merican?"

"So, since Clinton probably ate brownies when he 'Didn't inhale', is he Merican?" (yes)

by Fin Shaggy September 11, 2011

feather merchant

a retarded person that is also a homosexual and is extremely ugly and fat.

you feather merchant

by im awesome beyond everything January 18, 2010