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memoretarded

A state a person is in where they cannot remember anything. This is often brought on by alcohol.
Kalli is studying for her test because she is memoretarded.
by Kalli S December 24, 2008
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memorotical

the essence of being in a memory, or part of a memory
that is memorotical to me

oh my god, thats like, memotorical.
by lil petrucci April 28, 2008
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memorites

Memories measured in the form of megabytes.
"When I looked back on last summer I have a couple of gigs worth of memorites."

"Wow that's a lot."
by Nestry July 2, 2008
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Memorzeiding

Memorizing information that will never be useful in the future by accident.
I can't stop memorzeiding shit.
Jack was memorzeiding the other day, then he got raped.
by Asshatzzzzz December 21, 2008
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memorectum

A memo send out by the CEO of a company that denotes a unpaid shutdown, forced time off or explains why there was or will be a layoff. Memorectums usually are sent out just before the holidays and can include pay cuts or loss of benefits. When reading the memorectum, the employee has the sensation of a large object being shoved up their rectum.
Lunchroom conversation: "Bro... did you get the memorectum Dick Head sent out today?... there's another round of paycuts and layoff next week."
by WildEddie November 4, 2009
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memorandize

When a ranking (atleast in their eyes) colleague identifies key areas of policy, procedure, nomenclature or other corporate issue.

The letter is almost exclusive sent by e-mail nowadays, but used to be typed and distributed in hard copy. It is meant to provide clarity of the rules, but also to publicly indemnify current and futures violators or said policy, procedure or nomenclature.

Like invoking Miranda Rights upon criminal suspects, the memorandizer hopes to strike fear and compliance into the hearts of would be dissenters and reinforce corporate subordinations.
The new IT Director cruized in just memorandized the shit out of the whole fucking company. Bitch must have sent 10 separate e-mails!
by mgumber September 29, 2010
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Memoly

A new Literary Genre named Memoly offering a story utilizing multiple formats.
Surrounded By Trees is an example of the new Memoly Literary Style offering a story that is read like a book and portrayed as a movie script.
by mmemoly January 1, 2012
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