this is no human being don't be fulled. maria is the literal definition of the devil, she's a deceiving creature can make any guy fall in love with her, reads minds plays with fire stay away. she ruins guys lives by getting them obsessed to the point where they can't live without her then moves onto her next victim.some say she's a servant of the devil others say she's replaced the devil and is the master ruler of the underground world. she turns guys into crazy obsessive maniacs over her and drags them down so she can bring them through hell after they die. she's an immortal -she pretends she's a smart student at college to get guys. shell tell guys she's a virgin to make them feel special.
(beware her hair and eye colour changes with her moods and feelings): although generally she has blue eyes (uses this as one more thing that makes her different from your average girl) she has dirty blonde hair and is usually built with a super model stature (think like heidi klum). last but not least be careful even if she has already left you she has eyes on you throughout your whole life. she knows your exact activities and whereabouts. she's there in your dreams (chooses the nights she appears in your dreams almost methodically for maximum impact- some times weeks can go buy before she lets you dream her again), her favourite type of dream is a wet dream she's a seductress, she uses your weaknesses against you. stay as far away as possible bro
(beware her hair and eye colour changes with her moods and feelings): although generally she has blue eyes (uses this as one more thing that makes her different from your average girl) she has dirty blonde hair and is usually built with a super model stature (think like heidi klum). last but not least be careful even if she has already left you she has eyes on you throughout your whole life. she knows your exact activities and whereabouts. she's there in your dreams (chooses the nights she appears in your dreams almost methodically for maximum impact- some times weeks can go buy before she lets you dream her again), her favourite type of dream is a wet dream she's a seductress, she uses your weaknesses against you. stay as far away as possible bro
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Maria is a girl that can be a good friend. but she likes to have more than just one friend and is very outgoing. she will betray you if you don't agree with her and could hurt your feelings badly but I'm the end she can turn to be a good friend if your her BFF
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Both cheers and enjoy!!!
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