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Coworker: Wanna get something to eat after work?
Me: No, sorry I can't. Murphy has been alone for too long.
Coworker: What could possibly go wrong?
Me: Everything... You just jinxed it. I have to get home before I'm evicted for noise complaints.
Coworker: Oh shit sorry.. Noise complaints?
Me: Murph snores like a fucking Wooly Walrus Mammoth. I. HAVE. TO. GO.
Me: No, sorry I can't. Murphy has been alone for too long.
Coworker: What could possibly go wrong?
Me: Everything... You just jinxed it. I have to get home before I'm evicted for noise complaints.
Coworker: Oh shit sorry.. Noise complaints?
Me: Murph snores like a fucking Wooly Walrus Mammoth. I. HAVE. TO. GO.
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in Eden Lake, when faced with a bunch of abusive ASBO kids with a Rottweiler, Fassbender should simply have employed Murphy's Razor and gone to a Holiday inn instead of camping in the forest.
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