Maserati Sex

When I fine gentleman tells his comrades that he must depart for the evening in order to escort his mistress to her uber. However, his true intent is to sneak away to have sex in his white Maserati conveniently parked in the driveway.

Todd: Hey guys, I'm out. Gotta walk my girl home
Stonington: lol. Stop frontin. We know you 'bout to have that Maserati sex!

by StoningtonCC October 6, 2019

Modern Knowledge Schools

Is a school located in Bahrain, they teach the students on how to have sex in an early age. The final exams is that students fuck their teachers and make them horny.

I am a student at Modern Knowledge Schools.

by Gayshition November 26, 2019

Modern Warfare Moment

When something unfair happens in Call of Duty Modern Warfare that no one can explain.

None of my bullets hit??
What a Modern Warfare Moment.

by ItsNotSeabass August 7, 2020

Mobergism

Definition- A mental disorder in which the inflicted individual believes something is smaller than what it is.

Mobergism Example 1 -the size of ones extremity. E.I.(my hands are not that big)

Mobergism Example 2 -denial of comparison (look and Demetrins hand and now look at mine ,there is no difference)

by Neiko_j October 23, 2020

Miserly

When you ask for a cracker and they give you half. Like the Glossier free samples: something that makes you feel sorry you asked.

What a miserly little piece of nothing. If they don't want to give any, don't offer any.

by Psedogenius October 28, 2020

Moderator

A professional bully on the internet who can ruin the best of days.

Why has Chad been so mean lately? Oh he became a Moderator.

by Impala640 November 21, 2020

Moderators of Urban Dictionary

No such word combination exists.

Joe: Have you heard of Moderators of Urban Dictionary? Once, someone told me that long ago, when there were dinosaurs, there were some people moderating Urban dictionary. That may be just rumors though.

Alex: Huh? What moderators? I guess that it is a rumor.

by a humanoid creature,written on December 23, 2020