The hot water heater is broken, can I borrow enough warm water so my daughters can wash their monk-monks for school?
by rockiew August 7, 2006

-bruh, this monke is very ugly!
-nah man, if i was you i would not say that. he is a peaceful monke.
-nah man, if i was you i would not say that. he is a peaceful monke.
by pablo burrito January 4, 2021

THIS MONKE HAS THE FINGER PAINTER!!!
by Ilian7611 June 9, 2024

A term used after a handful of trading around images suggesting slavery, first starting with "Reject Modernism - Return to Tradition." Some non-racists decided that they would mock this and use "Reject Modernism - Return to Monkey." This was then used by more and more people until somebody (or a lot of people) managed to misspell it. "Return to Monke" has now been used more, but it changed further to "Reject Humanity - Return to Monke." some still use "Reject Modernism - Return to Monke" today. It has grown more wholesome in its transformation as well.
"I hate how children nowadays need so much"
"reject humanity, return to monke. (in this context there would be an image of a monkey cuddling with its children)"
"reject humanity, return to monke. (in this context there would be an image of a monkey cuddling with its children)"
by DoomyGoomy May 12, 2021

Person 1: Dude, I’m thirsty. Can I have some of your water?
Person : Sure.
Person 1 proceeds to put whole mouth over entire bottle opening…
Person 2: Hey! Don’t monk it! That’s gross!
Person : Sure.
Person 1 proceeds to put whole mouth over entire bottle opening…
Person 2: Hey! Don’t monk it! That’s gross!
by PlasticNopal April 9, 2022

An alternative spelling of monkey, which is pronounced exactly the same. Often used online as an endearing comparison to humans.
by YEETImRussian420 April 29, 2021
