Mickey Mole

A noun, usually a person. A Mickey Mole is something to be relied upon and also to have sexual relations with.

"When you're done fucking Mickey Mole, can I have a turn?"

"No"

by Oogly50 November 17, 2009

Mole

A younger person who crushes on an older person.

(the opposite of a cougar)

"Did you know that she was a mole?"
"Yeah she totally likes that guy and he's 30 years older than her."

by Ninjah Pineapple January 12, 2011

Mole Lady

A girl or woman who is short like between 4'8-5'1. She isn't perfect well nobody is but she's very pretty. She gets all the boys attention.

Boy 1: yo it's mole lady
Boy 2: hey mole lady over

(Mole lady look they're way)

Mole Lady: hi

by HisFav💘 October 16, 2016

anal mole

The sphincter that does not reliably keep information from being leaked out, this mole takes pleasure in permitting the worse offenses to occur in public or in compromising situations for its sadistic pleasure.

I was in the elevator with my supervisor when to my horror, my anal mole perpetrated an act of war. I've made promises of more fiber, but instead I serve him ice cream and shit and he responds with merciless retributive force.

by BigLud October 20, 2019