Milk Sock

A sock that is your little brother thought had salty milk in it but was really your cum sock. Often a white sock with red stripes.

"That was a good milk sock big bro." "That wasn't milk..."

by Milk sock November 24, 2019

kentucky milk

1 part bull semen, two parts dairy milk.

Jamal brought me a jugathat Kentucky Milk. It's extra thick

by Milkster May 1, 2017

Courtesy Milk

When your banging your girl and she reaches around to your ass, shoves her finger up your ass and milks your prostate at the same time. Produces intense orgasms and heavy loads.

May also be performed by a third party is one is involved like your girl’s girlfriend, your perverted uncle that likes to watch or your roommate lending a helping hand.

I was slinging ropes last night when I busted. She was giving me a courtesy milk.

Your mom is so kind braaaaahhhh. I can always count on a courtesy milk.

My uncle paid me $50 to watch me and my girl do the nasty. But he gave me a courtesy milk and now I’m kinda creeped.

My roommate walked in on me and Sheila going at it like rabbits. But I had him stay and give me a courtesy milk.

by Eaton Holgoode April 20, 2018

eternal milk

Water that quenches the thirst of cats, therefore giving them their nine lives.

The cat needed his eternal milk to revive a lost life.

by RachelAnne101 April 25, 2017

Milk Brooch

The badge of honor affixed about the shoulder of a caring parent by a baby during burping. Like snowflakes, no 2 milk brooches are alike. These decorative regurgitation signatures are commonly gifted to the recipient prior to a special night out on the town. Some think that it is the baby's way of helping the parent look their very best just before departing. Sometimes a milk brooch can morph into a milk necklace, but we won't go there.

I was wearing an interesting milk brooch today on my favorite grey sweatshirt. It looked like an octopus swimming diagonally. I got several compliments on it.

by Ace B November 24, 2006

Milk Duded

First you cut a hole in the bottom of a popcorn bucket and insert a particularly small penis through said hole. Then you surprise your movie theater guest with it.

Tony went to the movies quite often with Medusa, but one time in particular he MILK DUDED the popcorn bucket. Not only did she not find it amusing, she didn't even find it.

by @Badmoneyslim June 10, 2019

Milk-fuzz

The mysterious residue left on the cap of a brand new gallon or half-gallon of milk.

"i was trying to enjoy a new gallon of milk, but the weird looking milk-fuzz distracted me."

by Slimjim8matt March 13, 2008