Marsel

An exceptionally handsome man with a charming personality that is almost too good to be real. A gentleman. Extremely intelligent & witty with the perfect amount of sass & sarcasm to charm even the bitchiest bitch. Has the sexiest voice & an accent that definitely melts your ice cream if you know what I mean. Marsels are always well groomed with the best facial hair & smoothest balls you'll ever feel. Extremely athletic & built like a large bear; Marsels are usually at the gym or at home pleasing their girlfriend multiple times. The best man ass you've ever seen/felt will only be found on a Marsel. You can set cups on it and bounce quarters off of it. Can be found drinking gallons of Milk/wine watching Star Trek, while sending sexy snaps to the love of his life. Marsels have the ability to be extremely sweet & then transform into the Hulk within a second. The sexiest body ever can be found on a Marsel. Marsels are very protective of their territory and intimidating. A very rare breed of man.

Damn, that guy has the nicest man ass I've ever seen, he must squat like a Marsel.

by Dat Ass Doe 6969 January 2, 2017

Marsman

1. someone who can cook amazing meals
2. someone who crashes cars while texting
3. someone who is in love with MK (Mortal Kombat)

1. "did you cook this yourself? wow what a marsman!"
2. "aww shit dude i crashed while driving on beach blvd, im such a marsman"
3. guy1- what are u doing tonight?

guy2- prolly gonna spend it on MK

guy1- yup thats marsman alright

by adammorrison July 20, 2009

Marshall'd

When you get so intoxicated that you have to call a taxi because you cannot walk home.

You took a cab home instead of walking 2 blocks? Yup. I was Marshall'd.

by JoeJoe2011 December 11, 2010

marshmallow scooter

When a man ejaculates on a woman's face while on top of her, then sits on her face and scoots forward, so as to smear his ejaculate all over his gooch and buttcrack.

Dude, don't go anywhere near Victoria. I heard Greg gave her a marshmallow scooter.

by luckypork May 29, 2011

Marsya

She’s beautiful and cute. One of The best people you will ever meet in your life. If You Ever Meet A Girl Named Marsya, just love her, make sure she’s yours, if you lose her, your never gonna forgive yourself. She’s fun, Dirty😏 , Shy, but will open up once you get to know her enough. She’s very picky with the guys she chooses, so if she ever likes you, accept her straight away

Boy: I met a girl named marsya

Boy 2: How was she ?

Boy: She was the best thing ever

by Littlekidinyourbackyard March 4, 2019

marshall lee

A vampire full name: Marshall Lee the Vampire King), is the gender-swapped version of Marceline (the vampire queen) from the tv show adventure time. he was featured in "Fionna and Cake." episode from season 3 episode 9.

Mark:"hey did you see the new adventure time episode with Marshall lee?"
Stacy:"yeah he was the vampire right?"
Mark:"yeah he's the gender swapped version of marceline"
Stacy:"oh right it seems obvious now"

by nathern9 September 19, 2013

Eminem/Slim Shady/Marshall Mathers

3 different motives of rappers combined into one person.

Eminem: Raps about fictional events that could happen.

Slim Shady: Raps that are fun to listen to and diss pop stars.

Marshal Mathers: Raps about his life as a dad and a husband.

Eminem/Slim Shady/Marshall Mathers:
Eminem Raps:
-Love the Way you lie ft Rihanna
-Space Bound
-Stan ft Dido
-No Love ft lil wayne
-3 a.m.
-Beautiful
-etc
Slim Shady Raps:
-Just Lose It
-We Made You
-Superman
-The Real Slim Shady
Marshal Mathers Raps:
-Mockingbird
-Cleanin' out my closet
-When I'm Gone
-Like Toy Soldiers

by Thad Badassle September 8, 2011