penis mail

Penis mail is when you receive dick pics and you can't stop them from coming.
Girl1: I KEEP GETTING FUCKING DICK PICS UGGHHH

Girl2: Don't you mean penis mail?
by Dizzy Fascist May 12, 2014
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Mail junkie

Mad workers in mail offices, in charge of sorting the mail, that loot and steal the packages for their own profit. Their crime is mostly not detected, since the blame can be shifted to sender's poor packaging.
"Be careful when shipping out art during the holidays please! ... Mail junkies are going through the mail and ripping up envelopes looking for gift cards, money etc. But they're actually finding amazing furry artwork instead"
by Bigbeating Kioshi December 22, 2020
mugGet the Mail junkiemug.

p-mail

When you excuse yourself to use the bathroom and, while away, pause to check your e-mail.
What took you so long? I was on a p-mail break.
by JPK11 January 25, 2009
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Individual fan mail

To write to each fan individually to show love and respect for the support that was given.
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd July 18, 2020
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Delivering the mail

"That bad blood is delivering the mail, no more direct message than bullet in the brain."
by Zed Numar July 30, 2021
mugGet the Delivering the mailmug.
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hurt mail

The angry hurt texts and email you write to the person who has dumped you or rejected you or made you feel like you are not worthwhile or worth loving
That mofo is such a bastard but I couldn’t resist sending him that final text about my xxxx just to prove I am special & he is going to miss me.

It was hurt mail, par excellence
by Red in the Hed September 8, 2021
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