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sprog log

When someone consumes copious amounts of seaman via their anus that their next stool is majority seaman.
Mel: I have been taking it up the backdoor so much lately im shitting nothing but sprog logs.
by Adzey_jenno July 2, 2016
mugGet the sprog logmug.

Decorative Log

Intentionally leaving a turd in the toilet, for others to view and be amazed by
Lucy left Duncan a decorative log.

'Wow!' Duncan said 'what's gone into that?!'
by Barneyfowell June 22, 2016
mugGet the Decorative Logmug.

log squish

What you call a person who looks like they have a squished head. Using a log to make your head look squished.
by Cobenhagen January 4, 2018
mugGet the log squishmug.

you’re a log

A bad word for retired people with no smarts and they have a iq of 1
You: you’re a log mate

Other person: what does that even mean brother
by Video ezy May 12, 2019
mugGet the you’re a logmug.

Bagger Log

A spreadsheet that annoying Mario Kart Wii baggers will send in chat after a war. They do this in order to show off their "skill" or to prove how unlucky they are.
Sam: GGs, here's the bagger log if you want it.
Everyone else: Didn't ask!
by baggergod9000 July 31, 2021
mugGet the Bagger Logmug.

Splitting Logs

Talking a shit whilst wearing a thong effectively cutting the shit down the middle.
Betty was so drunk last night I found her hunched over the toilet splitting logs
by b391130301193 August 13, 2019
mugGet the Splitting Logsmug.

lady logging

The art of placing a turd on a woman's breast during a sexually charged situation
My wife just discovered lady logging. I've never known a smelly situation to feel so right.
by Karsi007 November 26, 2016
mugGet the lady loggingmug.

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