Brown Lightning

The act of snorting a pile of cocaine off of the asshole of a consenting party.

Bro, I fell off the wagon and rode the brown lightning with Karen last night.

by Pink McSockington June 18, 2021

Velvet lightening

Describes an intelligent, ambitious, decent and friendly lady in public, but in private with her husband or committed life partner will desire her man in every part of her body with passion and love from deep within her soul

Joe is extremely happy being married to Tiffany, I think she must be velvet lightening.

by Exbublhed July 24, 2021

Lettuce lightning

🥬⚡️(Anti-proship) is the opposite of 🍖🌈/🌈🍖(proship)

“You have 🥬⚡️ In your bio, what does it mean?”
“Lettuce lightning means anti-ship you dumb bitch, it’s literally the opposite of rainbow meat, the proship symbol.”

by 🥬⚡️I hate proshippers btw⚡️🥬 March 19, 2022

Lettuce lightning

Lettuce lightning, typed in as 🥬⚡️ Is the official anti-proship symbol.

This is because it is the opposite of 🍖🌈/🌈🍖 which is the official proship symbol.

“Hey, you have lettuce lightning in your bio, what does that mean?”
“Dumbass bitch, read the definition above.”
“Oh.

by 🥬⚡️I hate proshippers btw⚡️🥬 March 19, 2022

Ball Lightning

When a male wears silk pajamas without undies to bed, causing static electricity buildup in the groin area.

My friend Fred here once decided to go commando in his silk pajamas. He never does it after a particularly bad case of ball lightning!

by Reixin April 18, 2022

Geese Lightning

A slang name for somebody who experiences road rage and thus frequently honks at other people and drivers.

*(Derived from Greese Lightning, the name of the car in the 1978 film Greece.)

1: "Get off the road!" *beeps horn* *Honk, honk, honk
2: Calm down Geese Lightning!

by BromineQueen June 13, 2022

Naked lightning attack

To get naked at lightning speed without being asked, in order to escape from a sentimental situation with a date/partner and to encourage the date/partner to have sex instead.

Tommy performed a successful naked lightning attack on S. as she was crying.

Tommy scored with a NLA.

by S.13 July 22, 2022