labia length skirt

A very short skirt

She was wearing a labia length skirt

by Peak district walker September 26, 2012

Text length

Having a desire to maintain communication with someone without actually speaking on the phone. Similar to arm's length but more high tech.

Friend: "Johnny's really cool."

Me: "I wouldn't know. He talks so much that I try to keep a text length distance from him."

by Jwil August 31, 2013

buttermilk leather

Material used in a pants worn by 100% metrosexual males transplanted from New Jersey to Southern California.

My snug buttermilk leather pants excite everyone in the room!

by Metro point boyz November 27, 2015

Clever Leather

When your dick is too big to fit in your pants

Went to a Clever Leather's gig, and now I've got clever leather....

by Jizzard1663 January 31, 2018

Bro-lepathy

The act of understanding, or mentally hearing in one's mind, the words or implication of a brother(brotha, bro, broski, brocephus, broseidon) even if not in the immediate vicinity.

"yeah buddy"
"Did you say it like yeeeeeah buddy?"
"Yup"
"Whoa..... bro-lepathy"

by JT_of house state farm June 2, 2018

Smashing Leather

Sex.

Bro1: DUDE I'M GONNA BE SMASHING LEATHER TONIGHT, BRUH!

Civilized non-Bro friend: You.....you need to find a younger chick, fam

by The Golbez June 8, 2018

Fruit Leather

Another Word for LSD (lysergic acid)

Yo dude we should do some fruit leather
ooh yes I LOVE fruit leather

by cyberwar May 8, 2018