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lay the donkey down

The act of rubbing your ass on an object, and then giving it to someone (preferably without their knowledge).
That trick stole my man, so I'm gonna sneak into her bedroom and lay the donkey down on her pillow .
by Macncheezy March 31, 2017
mugGet the lay the donkey downmug.

flat lay down

used in the car biz. for when a customer comes in and picks a vehicle and pays full asking price, and any extras!
Every customer Brian gets is a flat lay down!
by b rain t March 22, 2009
mugGet the flat lay downmug.

moo ma lay

A way to tell someone to put something in their mouth. You have to be swinging low in order for this to work.
Moo ma lay, mmmkay??? up in hea!
by quimbymack February 4, 2009
mugGet the moo ma laymug.

Lay some milk on it.

Man, I don't believe any Ray Ray's stories, he always trying to lay some milk on it.
by Slave of MadBur January 10, 2017
mugGet the Lay some milk on it.mug.

Lay off the bong

A phrase that people use when their linked to the Mandela Effect
“So I think whoever is apart of this whole mandela stuff is usng this to make it look like were not stuck in a different universe

Bob(works for government): Heyy lay off the bong bruh. The Mandela affect is stupid
by TashiTash November 22, 2019
mugGet the Lay off the bongmug.

lay a dozen eggs

A phrase used when someone feels the urge to take a massive shit.
Frank has quite the look of discomfort.... he must be ready to lay a dozen eggs.
by Petrified Cornlog April 28, 2019
mugGet the lay a dozen eggsmug.

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