bro-loading

not disimilar to carbo-loading; instead of pasta you feed your bro (or brah) a heap of positive affirmations just before a big race/interview/event. excessive bro-loading can lead to a bromance and, if left unchecked, the word can take on a whole new meaning...

bro 1: bro, i'm going out with that way hot chick tonight!

bro 2: no way bro! you got this, ur gonna slay that babe. seriously, she has no idea what's coming. you've got the job, the car, the looks, and your dissertation on the tragic death of Paul Walker was gripping yet nuanced. i almost feel like she doesn't deserve you...

bro 1: dammit, you're right, i am gonna slay that babe. thanks for the timely bro-loading! what would i ever do without you?

by @nimbly_jimbly July 13, 2016

Loaded Dangler

The feeling of a piece of poop shooting out of your intestines and into your rectum.

My turd was so big that I had a Loaded Dangler.

by FreshDangler April 6, 2016

hanging load

When your turd is stuck halfway out of your anus, and won't successfully pinch. Therefore hanging out of the anus in constant flux within and without you. And then you jizz.

"Had an accidental hanging load in the loo earlier. I feel ten pounds lighter."

by richard rodney January 3, 2020

Fuck loads

Lots (of things) to do.

I want to play on the ps4 but I’ve got fuck loads of homework to do

by DxnnaMad January 30, 2020

Loading the Musket

The act of female mastubation.

When the woman is finished she will squirt. This is also known as "The musket Shot"

Greg: damn I looked through Dave's moms window last night and she was Loading the Musket.

by TFAssassin November 25, 2020

suspended load

when a guys dick is suspended over something while he cums, usually over someones mouth.

Dude, I gave Courtney a suspended load.

by daddyshortlegs April 26, 2017

loaded yam

When sloppy seconds goes wrong due to the lack of adequate time for clensing between the first and second session. The receiving vessel becomes locked up or jammed due to miscellaneous accoutrements, often preventing further intercourse.

She said I was the first customer of the evening, but it was clear that I was dealing with a loaded yam.

by Super Steve June 1, 2017