Kevin

Someone that reads you a bedtime story after having sex on a date.

My tinder date went great until he pulled a Kevin and I had to uber myself to saftey.

by Bangorrang July 19, 2017

Kevin

A guy who is overly obsessed with saying "Deez Nutz" He is very annoying and likes to trigger people a lot. Also, he is dumb and likes to brag about how good his grades are. Kevin will also never get girls in his life, therefore he is a virgin. He may be obsessed with eating grapes and strawberries, too. He likes to bring up old memes and starts saying it all day long.

Kevin is so annoying.

by hi my name is kevin 2 December 6, 2017

Kevin

Kevin is usually a of an Asian background sometimes black and has a big dick because he tends to be one. He also loves to complain 24/7. A kevin also likes to disrespect women.

Person: hey do you know that Kevin kid?
Person 2: yeah I head he was sus.
Girl: yeah he ate my dick out last night.
Person 3: I guess you are what you eat?

by Christalmethany January 26, 2019

Kevin

He is the gayest guy ever everyone hates him and he doesn't answer half the time too your question and thinks he has the biggest cock in the room

Kevin is such a dick

by elitepixel November 5, 2018

Kevin

Gay

Kevin is Gay and his mom is a whore

by Kevinsmomisawhore October 15, 2019

Kevin

A very handsome fellow that is quite charming yet full of himself. He walks around like hes the shit when in fact, he is the shit. Hes actually sweet (sometimes) funny and intelligent and remembers literally all the lyrics to like every song. Kevin has quite the spectacular music taste and kevin also knows how to significantly change ones mood and make it better. Kevin also has nice eyes that you may find yourself staring into and you may find yourself falling for a kevin. Kevin is also a goofball its almost impossible to stay mad at him because of his clownlike ways. Kevin is also a nerd.Kevin is also extremely talented at what he sets his mind too.Kevin somehow finds out everything.He is also extremely laid back.

Her:Whats your friends name?
Him: Kevin
Her:Oh my days I love him

by JayCrayes July 15, 2019

Kevin

A minion, kinda looks like a yellow sausage, wears overalls, and has a bunch of his minion friends.

he also has 2 buddies in the movie called "Minions" and those buddies are named Bob and Stuart

Kevin talks funny!
I like the way he sounds, too. his voice sounds funny too!

by xxSuper_Pooper2009xx April 19, 2018