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July 4

National Warffle Day
A day to make and eat Warffle's
"OH it's July 4th, I should make warffles
by Warffle enthusiast July 4, 2022
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FFFFFFourth of July

Find them.
Feel them.
French them.
Finger them.
Fuck them.
Forget them.

A certain Supreme Court nominee's favorite method of sexual assault.
See also: Devil's Triangle
Steve: Are you going to the FFFFFFourth of July?

Bill: No, and I'm calling the police before you're able to rape anyone, asshole.
by has_hillary_been_indicted_yet September 24, 2018
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July 20th

A day where the most amazing girl ever was born she is smart, funny, and amazing at everything she does. She is a great athlete and she is sexy as HELL. She does cheerleading and she can sing. She is little but CRAZY. everyone wants to be friends with a girl born on this day. (If a guy is born on this day he is average)
That girl is mighty fine
“Duh bruh she was born on July 20th
by Sexysassysucker October 15, 2019
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July 19th

It means your one of the baddest bitches out there, You are so hot all the guys want you your body Is literally so gorgeous
the popular kid: Aye bro look Its Talia I like her she Just hot and pretty
His friend: Yea dude your right go talk to her

Popular boy: i bet shes born on july 19th or july
by Billie eillish June 11, 2021
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July 21

National Give Your Teacher a Kiss Day.

On this day, you can give your teacher a kiss.
This kiss can be done anywhere. Cheek, lips, arm, hand, neck, e.t.c. Where ever you want!

(Make sure you have your teachers consent by the way)
"Why is Zach kissing our teacher?..." - Jennifer

"Oh, haven't you heard? It's July 21st, which means today is National Give Your Teacher a Kiss Day, so it's fine." - Zoey

"Oh okay." - Jennifer
by ThatGreatGenius! July 4, 2023
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July Fools

You didn't pull prank at April fools so now you're trying to pull a prank now because of your lack of planning.
Ex:
Some Dude:July fools i got you.
Another Dude:You only did that because you didn't do in April
Some Dude:yea
by RandomAndWeirder July 18, 2018
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july 25th

the day to celebrate angels birthday not dylans.
july 25th is angels birthday and obviously more important that dylans.
by angelthecoolestpeaceyall July 10, 2021
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