julia zemanek

goes from “hey there lil guy” to “DRIVE AWAY PERVERT” in a matter of seconds.

creep: *drives up in a car to compliment her*
julia zemanek: hey there lil guy... DRIVE AWAY PERVERT <deep man voice>

by wassubabyyyyyy January 6, 2020

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Julia Massey

She makes reasons for.people to not like her but as soon as we get through that you'll find an incredible person

Julia Massey

by anonymous June 23, 2021

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Julia Eagley

The stupidest person you will ever meet

Omg wow is that a Julia Eagley she’s so stupid

by Yourrrrr mommmm April 10, 2019

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Julia Massey

She makes reasons for people to like her but the moment you get through all that then u find a great person

Julia Massey.

by anonymous June 23, 2021

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linda and julia are a goated duo. they never stop eating and would win first prize in a fatness competition. they have a song called why do you have to be so ugly for and sing it traditionally. no one would be able to understand the humour they share, because they think they are the only insensitive boogers in the world and everything revolves around them. linda's red flag is thinking that this world is not good enough for her and she is convinced that she is the only normal human created on the planet. she is so sick of people's bs and her goal in life is to create a small world only for herself (like the truman show but without people). Whereas, julia's red flag is being cringy and being picky with her men. (she once blocked a guy she was talking to because he unintentionally exposed his dogs on a call. now she cringes every time she thinks about it.

mum: "im going to the supermarket, want anything?"
daughter: "bring me back a linda and julia, they come in a two pack"

by dumb and dumbest May 15, 2023

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