ke$ha joke

The new "it" type of joke involving auto-tuned crackaddict alcoholic pop sensation whore Ke$ha.

(song on a jonlajoie youtube video) "Chinese dick! I want that chinese dick, yeaah"
(comment) "That song sounds like its by Ke$ha!"
Guy (aloud): HE JUST CRACKED A KE$HA JOKE!!!! LOLOLOLOOL"

by connecticutisakickassstatehoes June 18, 2010

joke em if they can't take a fuck!

Who the fuck cares

fuck em if they can't take a joke, what????
Joke em if they can't take a fuck!

by pancho sancho June 5, 2010

6 joker cards

six albums made by icp wich contain the message of the dark carnival. they are:
-carnival of carnage
-riddlebox
-ringmaster
-great milinko
-amazing jeckle brothers
-the wraith and hells pit
ounce all 6 have fallen all we have to do is wait for the end to consume us all. the wagons are coming for us and you , so i hope your down if your reading this!
" on the daY the wagons come, i just pray that you let me on"

now that the 6 joker cards have fallen, the end will consume us all.

by kalah October 26, 2005

Tha Joker

One of the most under rated rappers. Some of his best songs We Do it for fun parts 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8. In my opinion better than Lil Wayne You can find his songs on youtube or download them on iTunes

"Hit her from the back cuz I don't like how her face look, make a bitch talk to a wall like facebook"-Tha Joker "Do you marvel at my flow or shiver at my genius, You think of STD's from all the Hickeys on my Penis"-Tha Joker "3,2,1 Blast of you bastards spaceship doors my Garage is NASA"-Tha Joker

by MrBurrsty2you March 24, 2011

Trader Joke

The pattern of the grocery chain Trader's Joe's to regularly introduce new products that sound enticing and interestingly ethnic but taste like crap--just like all the earlier enticing-sounding and interestingly ethnic foods you bought there that ended up tasting like crap.

At TJ's I found these new Yogurt Dill Papadums and thought they'd be interesting but they tasted like crap. What a Trader Joke.

What's with all the packaging at Trader Joe's? There's enough plastic wrap surrounding my asparagus spears to choke a baby dolphin. I got totally depressed but forgot all about it when I had a massive coronary from all the sodium in my Trader Joe's Thai Red Curry Sauce. What a Trader Joke.

by Food Flogger April 15, 2009

Inside joke

a joke only understood by an exclusive group of people.. usually they are used to annoy/leave out/embarrass/show off, to outsiders who don't undertand

John: "hahahha!! remember!!??! do you want fries with that??"

Jane: "oh my god!! HAHAHAH! we are so funny, that's a great inside joke!!"

Outsider: *aw i don't get it.. i feel so left out*

by Godluvsugly July 8, 2009

Dirty Joke

Any joke containing at least 75% sexual innuendo, coarse language, graphic and possibly pornographic imagery, and at least one slur or derogatory remark concerning ethic, national, racial background, religion, sexual orientation, and physical or mental handicap. Joke must not be able to be repeated in front of one’s mother; however, joke’s level of offense and thus its quality is exponentially increased with tactless references to one’s fat, stinking, dumb, greasy, illiterate, and over-sexed mama. Jokes deemed off color, in poor taste, and otherwise written on men’s restroom’s walls (whether in pen or body excrement) are acceptable.

Have you heard the Dirty Joke about the greasy oversexed mama from...

by roddknows June 16, 2010