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Joel

If you come by a Joel he is usually very tall but that's his only upside his whole personality is revolved around women and simping for them. Beware of Joels
Yeah omg I met 2 Joels so far and both were simps
by Noooooooooooooot November 17, 2022
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Joel

Joel a -100% real nigga with a one inch wonder and is just fogshit at games
Dude imagine getting 0 kills what a joel
by TheFannyFucker May 12, 2022
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Dirty joel

A dirty joel is when your drunk walking home from town you can't stop the urges from taking over and you find a random bush on someone's lawn to have a wank.
Oh man I got so drunk last night I done a dirty joel
by Shrekalosi November 24, 2021
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Joel

A mutated man that is so radio active that if you tuch him you become green and your pee becomes blue.
by TheJoelHater April 17, 2023
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Joel

Joel makes me cum
“*moans joel*”
by joelsgilfriend October 1, 2021
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Joel May

This is a person that is beautiful inside and out. Joel May tends to be shy at first but when you got to her good side, she starts to be the best human that you'll ever meet, In addition to this she is hard-working and the most resilient. She is always there for you and she will always try to understand you because she knows how it feels to be alone, she wanna be babied but at the same time she want to be independent, she overthinks a lot some say it's too much but she is just like that because of the traumas that happened to her, and there is no word that can describe her but I'll try my best, When i was drowning, she became my air. In the cold, she became my warmth. In the dark, she became my light. She is my everything.
OMG is that Joel May?
Yes the perfect human being that is living.
I love you baby.
by neo<3jo December 4, 2022
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Joel

someone who has absolute dog shit opinions in The Strokes' fan base.

Originated on the instagram page @/thestrokesconfessions, where an anonymous, later found out to be named Joel, when he called the song Selfless off the band's 2020 album The New Abnormal "mid". Since then he's been plaguing the account with god awful takes, and has become mutually hated by strokes fans, so much so that people now accediste anyone with bad opinions regarding the band and their music as Joel.
you: the strokes haven't been relevant since room on fire
me: no one fucking loves you joel
by radiohorsecock March 23, 2022
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