jazz

sexy music for sexy time

You: Hey do you want to have sex?
Them: Will there be Jazz?
You: Of Course!
Them: Then take off your clothes

by cupboardboi May 1, 2022

Jazz honky

All inclusive noun that refers to any anatomical part of the human body.

She was limping because she torqued up her jazz honky last night.

by Tunky lala November 23, 2021

Jazz

Ya Like jazz

barry said: Ya Like Jazz
random person: please stop

by ICookCats October 12, 2021

Jazz Beans

A Gen-Z phrase combining the phrases, "That's Jazzy" and "Cool Beans".
Originates from the Mid-West United States, particularly Iowa or Illinois.

Friend: "Heyo, I'm back with the pizzas!"
You: "Jazz Beans bro!"

by jazzbeanswrittenhere March 13, 2021

Jazz

Is that music genre that everyone recognizes but nobody can describe

Yeah... this is jazz... I don't know why it's jazz but it is

by Teoasf July 7, 2018

Jazz

To "jazz" is to shove as many tampons as you can up your ass in a poly-rhythmic and circular motion until your bum is officially sealed and your bank account is officially constipated. Tampons can be substituted for building insulation for those that prefer the sexual stimulation of asbestos. A beginner typically can fit 10 tampons, a master can fit 100 tampons.

Bro, my wife spontaneously took the kids to FAO Schwartz yesterday afternoon and man I had this 2 hour window to myself, I jazzed myself so fucking hard, I was constipated as fuck. That shit was OUT!

by EventHorizonTypeBeat February 11, 2024

jazz

a tiny little snail who has dyed SHOCKINGly blonde hair. jazz will dance into the overn any day of the week and really knows what is up. get yourself a JAZZ and youll be set for life.

get yourself a JAZZ and you'll be so jazzy when i say jazzy i mean really jazzy like fishy wonderful jazz jazz is amzazing jazz is great <3

girl 1: woah i was in the garden and there was a beautiful jazz

girl 2: woah lucky

by ploppsicle polopl ;plippy November 23, 2021