A painful and elocutionarily debilitating medical condition originally identified among pederastic members of the Brothers Hospitallers of St. John of God, brought on by compulsive fellatio performed on unwilling minors.
A doctor's office in 1974...
Doctor: Well, Brother, what might the problem be today?
Patient: Humph-haugh-haugh-maugh-hinh.
Doctor: St. John's jaw again, is it? That's the third time this year, Brother. You really must give it a rest.
Patient: Rhaoum-haugh.
Doctor: Well, Brother, what might the problem be today?
Patient: Humph-haugh-haugh-maugh-hinh.
Doctor: St. John's jaw again, is it? That's the third time this year, Brother. You really must give it a rest.
Patient: Rhaoum-haugh.
by doonga November 7, 2013
Get the St. John's jawmug. "Keep your jaw on" is a phrase used when somebody is overwrought, overly shocked, or unnecessarily upset over a trivial matter. The expression was inspired by John Glubb, a WW1 soldier who had his jaw shot off but managed to have it reconstructed using surgery. The point of the phrase was, if even somebody who's reached a situation that low managed to fix their problems, you shouldn't be reacting so badly about a smaller issue.
Popularised in Northwest England's coastal towns, the phrase is often used as a less niche form of the phrase "don't get your knickers in a twist."
Popularised in Northwest England's coastal towns, the phrase is often used as a less niche form of the phrase "don't get your knickers in a twist."
PERSON 1: “Oh my God, my life is over! My phone, my beautiful phone - it's been delayed in transit. I literally don't know what to do. What the Hell should I do?”
PERSON 2: “Jesus Christ, keep your jaw on. It'll clearly get here in the end - some people have real problems.”
PERSON 2: “Jesus Christ, keep your jaw on. It'll clearly get here in the end - some people have real problems.”
by C L G May 1, 2025
Get the Keep Your Jaw Onmug. 1.) I have to go to the dentist,but I can't ,because I've got shit jaw after licking jack's B-hole.
2.) Man sarah should really wash herself more often, she gave me shit jaw.
2.) Man sarah should really wash herself more often, she gave me shit jaw.
by chubbzilla April 24, 2016
Get the shit jawmug. Two words: future hubby. Jaweds are both emotionally intelligent and super sexy. Dynamic. The life of the party and a perfect coffee date. A loving, committed guy with a twist: sophisticated style and unwavering confidence. He will talk to you on the phone like it’s his job and will make your heart race. You could swim in the eyes of a Jawed for hours, and you probably will. So buckle up, there might be babies in your future.
Hurry, go get yourself a Jawed.
by JazzyJ48 December 7, 2017
Get the Jawedmug. Dad: "Dam son you face is fucked up."
Son: "Is it really that bad?"
Dad: "Yeah your face is Jawed up."
Son: "Is it really that bad?"
Dad: "Yeah your face is Jawed up."
by Dr_Dreidel May 14, 2018
Get the Jawed Upmug. Some one how specializes in the act of vigorous oral sex. You could consider them a Master Palidin Mouthfucke.
by Brimbus May 9, 2021
Get the Jaw jockeymug. by Gispacho May 6, 2018
Get the clabber jawsmug.