January 26, national Cock and Ball Torture day

January 26, national Cock and Ball Torture day, is a national celebration in which all people no matter what age must attend into doing Cock and Ball Torture, either by using machine, hands, other people ect.

hey, it’s January 26, national Cock and Ball Torture day.
I’m so excited for January 26, national Cock and Ball Torture day

January 26, national Cock and Ball Torture day by junijixx07 January 24, 2022

January 6 

January 6 is chicken nugget day

Friend: ”yesss today is January 6 you know what that means?”

Other friend: YASSSSS let’s go get chicken nuggets”

January 6 by Alien GURL October 28, 2019

january 22 

feels like summer but you wanna go home cause you don’t like summer in the first place.

either the best day of your life or your literal worst. most probably going to be the latter.

happy birthday to aquarians!

“Ms, what date is it today?”
“It’s January 22!”

january 22 by manggggaaa October 15, 2019

january 4

people who love harry potter, have brown hair, do advanced math, and is a giant crackhead were born this day.

Person: My birthday is January 4!
Other person: Omg whats ur favorite hp character?

january 4 by tjh4 December 13, 2019

January 1 

January 1 is national NUT in her face day. Just go up to her and spread ur new year nut all over her face!

January 1:Hey babe lemme nut in ur face real quick

January 1 by Big Daddy Sebas December 3, 2019

January 28 

Do what ever your boyfriend wants day. You have to do what ever he wants to do

Him: It’s January 28 so I get to do whatever I want

Her: okay ;)

January 28 by Jigglytits69 January 25, 2021

January 7th 

January 7th cuddle day or also sex day you can either cuddle or have sex with your partner on this day

I can't wait still January 7th to cuddle my girl.

January 7th by GayAssBitch2 September 12, 2019