The most perfect man in the universe with slutty knee stances, deliciously broad shoulders, puppy dog eyes and a beautiful mustache.
He's your daddy.
He's your daddy.
Me: I want jose pedro balmaceda pascal to grab my neck and make me beg
Friend: I thought you said you wanted to lay in his arms until your daddy issues went away
Me: ...This is the way.
Friend: I thought you said you wanted to lay in his arms until your daddy issues went away
Me: ...This is the way.
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Person 1:hey have you ever talk with José Julián? He kinda looks angry all the time.
Person 2:Yes, I have talked with Jose julian; he does looks angry but he actually I really funny when you get to know him.
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