by McBigBadWolf January 17, 2009
Get the Monkey Baconmug. the one TRUE way to know if someone really loves you. for to cook bacon with all its hot spitting grease with no protection at all, shows dedication and a real commitment to another person.
i woke up and knew April was my soul mate when i saw her cooking me some naked bacon in the morning.
by Shtoink April 22, 2007
Get the naked baconmug. Hannah: I bet that Norwiegen water dog would taste delicious with some UNIBOOB BACON
Andrea: Yes but it is hard to come by these days
Hannah: I heard the Mexicans have been smuggling slices of this tasty booby bacon to sell half off when you buy an ounce of crack
Andrea: Actually I prefer to buy UNIBOOB BACON from the Russians
Hannah: It doesn't matter where it comes from, uniboob bacon is simply delightful in my tummy!
Andrea: Yes because boob meat is so much more tasty then pigs!
Andrea: Yes but it is hard to come by these days
Hannah: I heard the Mexicans have been smuggling slices of this tasty booby bacon to sell half off when you buy an ounce of crack
Andrea: Actually I prefer to buy UNIBOOB BACON from the Russians
Hannah: It doesn't matter where it comes from, uniboob bacon is simply delightful in my tummy!
Andrea: Yes because boob meat is so much more tasty then pigs!
by sonofadinosaur June 14, 2011
Get the Uniboob Baconmug. When you attend a social event as the distant acquaintance (through multiple degrees and links) of the host or guest of honor.
John is at the party because he is
best friend's with Gary,
who is dating Sasha,
who is Michelle's older sister,
who is working for Jerome,
who is throwing the party.
John is at the party because he is
best friend's with Gary,
who is dating Sasha,
who is Michelle's older sister,
who is working for Jerome,
who is throwing the party.
John: So I went to Gary's girlfriend Sasha's, sister's boss's party last night and it was awkward as hell.
Jack: Oh so you were just Kevin Baconning it.
John: Yeah, I guess.
Jack: Oh so you were just Kevin Baconning it.
John: Yeah, I guess.
by Jackson Wu. March 30, 2009
Get the Kevin Baconningmug. Any use of bacon, cooked or non-cooked, used during sexual intercourse or any sexual acts. Bacon porn is also a form of bacon erotica.
For example bacon erotica is wrapping bacon around a man's member and drizzling hot bacon grease on his naked body and licking and eating the bacon of him while making him oink like a pig.
Or placing bacon in each other's butt crack and having sexual intercourse and eating the bacon together afterwards.
Or placing bacon in each other's butt crack and having sexual intercourse and eating the bacon together afterwards.
by bacon babes November 21, 2009
Get the Bacon Eroticamug. The original term used for when you tie kite string around a raw piece of BACON, have a girl swallow it, and, when you're about to drop your nut while banging her in the ass you YANK the string causing her to puke up the bacon which causes her sphincter to contract.
by B. K. Madison June 17, 2007
Get the bacon yankmug. Pennsylvania Governor Ed Rendell is known as Bacon Fingers. During his first gubernatorial race he and his cronies stopped by Eat n’ Park in Robinson Township to eat the Breakfast bar. While Rendell was stacking his plate with food he set the plastic tongs aside and put his whole hands in the pan. He fingered a whole pan of bacon and removed only select pieces. The customers complained and notified the breakfast bar workers what had happened. The entire pan of bacon had to be thrown out and remade. The Term Bacon Fingers was coined when Rendell was seen licking the bacon grease off his fingers.
by Allison S. November 10, 2008
Get the Bacon Fingersmug.