pastor sheets

Chosing to lean towards sexual relations more than Church

Woah that sluts been seeing pastor sheets more than church lately

by notmyrealnameeeeeee February 11, 2016

sheet pudding

When a man pulls out and the semen gets on the sheets and she licks it up.

She enjoyed slurping up the sheet pudding!

by January 29, 2021

Yeet sheet music

You were bored and thought there was a song called yeet worth playing.

I searched yeet sheet music today, nothing came up.

by okboomer457293 November 5, 2020

Sheet Scorpion

After you have eaten to much taco bell and you're are laying in bed and you take a gamble on the fart and you now have to replace your bed because you had spicy diarrhea

I probably shouldn't have eaten those spicy burritos because it turned me into a sheet scorpion

by EmeraldDoor October 4, 2020

Venmo in the sheets

when you wait until the end of the day to calculate the venmo.

don’t venmo request me now, request me later tonight. I’m more of a venmo in the sheets typa gal.

by Shartesaiye July 10, 2022

shitting sheets

the time during which someone is a baby or very young. comes from how babies tend to poop in their sheets.

Dinosaurs were around when Larry King was shitting sheets.

by purplehater August 31, 2008

Tan sheets

When you piss on somebody else’s bed knowing they won’t be home for a couple of days so by the time they are home your piss is dried

Joe was being a asshole so I gave his bed some tan sheets

by Joe the guy with hurt balls July 10, 2022