fat tub of shit

an absolute fucking truck who never puts down the fork. stop fucking eating fat cunt.

Zok, put down the twinkie, that's your 8th one you fat tub of shit. Stop raping little boys.

by blackmonke21 April 16, 2024

cum in a hot tub

An alcoholic drink that consists of 2 parts vodka, 1 park white rum, and 3-5 drops of Bailey’s ® White Cream into a clear shot glass, made to look like someone blowing their load into a hot tub

Frankie: What’ll ya have t’night, Willard?
Willard: I’m feeling kinda nasty tonight, so maybe a “Cum in a Hot Tub”?
Frankie: You tellin’ me yer horny while orderin’ a drink?

by Bash Pennies March 9, 2021

Tubs

A beautiful woman

Hi tubs

by Flyer38 January 12, 2025

Tub Thumper

Someone who's just wild about Harry and Harry's wild about her.

I'm suing my boyfriend for marriage under the Americans with Disabilities Act on the grounds were trying to mutually sabotage our Pursuit of Happiness as incarcerated individuals. We and are friends are tub thumpers in this cause.

by Poquets January 13, 2023

orange tub

Code name for pornhub.

"Orange tub deleted 10 million videos."

by UncutLime22 December 17, 2020

tubs

an extremely fat person, commonly referred to as a tubbie.

“look at her she’s such a tubs”
“hey kendalynn, tubbsy tubbsy wow wow”

“kendalynn i bet you like those chicken nuggets tubs”

by frankenweenie November 1, 2021

Hot Tub Game

When you sit in a hot tub with 3 other people and then each jizz and add food coloring to the water and try to guess who's is who's by slurping the specimen through a straw.

During our coffee break, we played the hot tub game.

by Marc Edel May 14, 2015