i’m hot

i’m hot like rlly hot.

girl 1: what r u?
girl 2: i’m hot
girl 1: i wish i were u!

by urabitchlolzzz November 13, 2020

I’m really ‘bout it!

A phrase used to convey one’s aggressive desire for forced sexual intercourse; typically used by cowards lacking integrity or small boys who can’t fight by themselves.

Christian: I’m really ‘bout it!
Bass: What the fuck does that mean?
Christian: You got a purdy mouth boi.

by TheTinyDub_ July 20, 2017

I’m so Brayden right now

It means you’re superrrr high

“Bro i’m so Brayden right now bro”

“Dude me too”

by starrloverr November 27, 2022

I’m bored

if someone text this to you it usually means they wanna sext

Girl: I’m bored

Guy: wanna sext?
Girl: YES!!

by Hot squad🔥🔥🔥 October 22, 2019

I’m cooked

When you are hitting the gym too hard and you realize that everyone and everything around you is praying on your downfall

Damn you see Fern over there? Yesterday he was telling me “I’m cooked”.

by Kanye THE south April 22, 2024

I’m He-Man Syndrome

Whenever a troll realizes he can one-up everybody by acting and emulating he-man emulating the power and self-confidence of He-man, all the while censoring online the animated content of his minions or group so that they never actually see the Real He Man, which would totally kill him on its face, physically speaking, once they saw the abs, the face, and natural popularity of the original He-Man. Such infected individuals live solely to obliterate He-man and every digital footprint of him off the face of the universe, or else they’re nothing at all.

“Drats, that’s skeletor! Turn that off!” said the botnet administrator clinically diagnosed with I’m He-man Syndrome, in another close call with fate.

by Joey2dope November 29, 2019

man i’m dead

a tiktok trend that went around near halloween last year where someone would make a joke to a person next to them. the person next to them would say “man i’m dead” off screen and be replaced by a skeleton decoration. funniest shit i’ve ever seen

from a tiktok video:
person 1: “hey look. fall, more like ball. (there is a ball next to the decoration)”
person 2 (offscreen): man i’m dead
*skeleton replaces person 2 and falls*

by bfdi July 21, 2023