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Harry Potter

v. transitive, to stab another in the dick with a broom
Ron's unwelcome advances (and his outrageous priapism) were deflated with a decisive Harry Potter when Hermione finally lost her patience.
by SmoovB April 18, 2007
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Harry stone

A young slutty male from the U.K, who enjoys the act of rubbing animal and human feces over his naked body, they also seem to enjoy ass fisting.
man 1: Hey your a harry stone
man 2: i know i'm a slutty english male who fists his ass while rubbing shit over me, cum in my ass
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harry's house

The upcoming third album by Harry Styles , Out on May 20th .
I don't know about Harry's House but I do know about Harry's Home (insert Louis Tomlinson)
by theswiftiedirectioner March 25, 2022
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The Harry Potter Houses

There are four houses, or groups, at the entirely real school named Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
Also known as Harry Potter's school, because for some reason everyone likes that kid.
Anyway, the houses are:
Gryffindor (brave)
Hufflepuff (hard-working, and good finders of course)
Ravenclaw (smart)
Slytherin (cunning)
The Harry Potter Houses defined by each house.

Defined by Gryffindors:
H- what the fuck is a good finder? Fuck 'em
R- bunch of nerds
S- bunch of racist, elitest snobs. Fuck 'em

Defined by Slytherins:
H- what the FUCK is a GOOD FINDER? Fuck 'em!
R- bunch of "smart" nerds, wasting their intelligence. Fuck 'em
G- bunch of impure fucks. Fuck 'em

Defined by Ravenclaws:
G- bunch of immature fucks. Fuck 'em
H- bunch of self righteous assholes. Fuck 'em
S- bunch of ignorant fucks. Fuck 'em

Defined by Hufflepuffs:
G- pretty cool, daring guys.
R- pretty cool, smart guys.
S- pretty cool, sly guys.

H: Hey guys wanna be friends? And btw a good finder means a person finds the good in people, not the bad

G, R, and S: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU ANNOYING FUCK
by Mr. Obvious, duh November 18, 2010
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Harry Plotter

Someone who is obsessed with a fictional character and plans to marry them. They often carry pictures of them, know the plot all or most of their book or series by heart, can recite multiple quotes from the books, and have reffered to themselves as "Mr./Mrs. (character's last name)." Examples include: Edward Cullen, Harry Potter, Emmet Cullen and Jasper Cullen.
Mike: Yo Dude! My girlfriend Jane is such a Harry Plotter! She's so obsessed with Edward Cullen that she plastered her locker with pictures with him, and changed her Facebook name to "Jane Cullen."
Mark: Dude, I feel your pain. My ex, Mary, changed her name to "Mary Potter" on Facebook.
by White N' Nerdy January 10, 2009
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Harry

A Sad Depressing Person With No Life. There Is Someone On His Mind,Someone That he Knows Needs Help. He Is To Afraid To Help...
by DobbyIsAFreeElfRightNow February 27, 2017
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Harry Reid

A sexual position where you climb on top and then do absolutely nothing. Named for Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-NV). Under his lack of leadership, the Senate failed to pass a budget in 2009, 2010, 2011, and 2012. He also blocked votes on numerous jobs bills passed by the House of Representatives.
I spent so long trying to talk her into bed that when I finally got on, I pulled a 'Harry Reid' and fell asleep.

He talked a big game, but it turns out he was completely clueless. It was like sleeping with 'Harry Reid'.
by MonsterRain11 July 6, 2012
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