Hooked the shits

To get explosive diarrhea.

I was just heading out the door when I hooked the shits.

by Colin_White69 January 4, 2021

Fish hook

A move Brayden Mayes uses on Kenzie Carlow during a movie that makes her hurt and not horny. She then slaps him and calls him a faggot.

Brayden fish Hooked Kenzie and she was in pain!

by Bigdaddyslongdong 🍆💦 June 13, 2018

sheaperds hook

A bent penis

I broke my dick now it looks like a sheaperds hook.

by Fats Wilson September 17, 2013

jizz hook

An extremely erotic imagining that can be summoned forth when you feel the time is right to bust a nut.

1. Dude, my jizz hook is your mum's rack,

2. I need to find a new jizz hook, pearl necklaces just don't do it for me anymore!

by The Commandante March 8, 2010

chin hook

A game you play when you attempt to hook your chin to your partners ball sac. Also known as Pirates Cock Eye as you normally end up with a cock in your eye.

Chris chin hooked this guy and got jizz in his left eye!

by Biltong Hunter February 25, 2020

Hook Dick

It is a rabbit penis from a rabbit. It is in a hook shape.

So how do rabbits reproduce?
They take out their hook dick.
Who's is it?
BB's.

by Gazyoofder July 7, 2020

check the hooks

Cheking how high the hooks are on the back of the door in the pub whilst having a wee or poo or both

I'm off to check the hooks

by Hook Checker November 23, 2016