A safe word during sex that means " let's fuck on the toilet in case. We need said toilet badly. We can fuck each other until we can't hold it anymore and reach peegasm together"
Jill: honey, I can't hold it anymore... Heavens delight... Please?
Matt:alright
(they fuck their way to the toilet and Jill is masturbated all the while rocking back and forth in desperate pain and ecstasy until she leaks and pees a river, finally shivering in ecstasy and delight before wiping and going back to finish in bed)
Jill:thank god
Matt:alright
(they fuck their way to the toilet and Jill is masturbated all the while rocking back and forth in desperate pain and ecstasy until she leaks and pees a river, finally shivering in ecstasy and delight before wiping and going back to finish in bed)
Jill:thank god
by Jingle823 November 30, 2020

Die.
A: I have 10 minutes to live.
B: That's a bummer. You're going to step foot on heaven.
5 minutes later...
B: You're about to die.
B: I'm calling 911.
B: *calls 911*
C: 911, what's your emergency?
B: Someone is about to step foot on heaven.
C: When?
B: The next 5 minutes. Hurry!
C: *calls the ambulance*
D: *does tests to find the disease*
D: It looks like you have cancer of the lung. Are you a drug addict?
B: Wait, tobacco causes cancer?
D: Indeed. Tobacco causes a tumor in the tissues of the lungs, which would have the person being diagnosed with cancer of the lung, also known as lung cancer.
2 minutes have passed.
A: I can't breathe.
A: *tries to breathe for a minute and a half*
B: Person A!
D: He has 4.5 minutes to live.
D: Unfortunately, to this date, there is rarely any cure for cancer. I can't test my effort since it's a short time.
D: *fastly writes a document in doctors' handwriting like a normal doctor would*
A: 4.5 minutes?
B: Yes, the doctor said you have 4.5 minutes until you die of lung cancer.
2 minutes pass.
D: Now you have 2.5 minutes to live.
A: *tries to breathe for another minute and a half*
D: 50 seconds.
B: 50!
B: 49!
B: 48!
...
B: 10!
B: 9!
B: 8!
B: 7!
B: 6!
B: 5!
B: 4!
B and D: 3!
B and D: 2!
B and D: 1!
A: *dies*
B: This is when he steps foot in heaven!
D: Exactly!
B: That's a bummer. You're going to step foot on heaven.
5 minutes later...
B: You're about to die.
B: I'm calling 911.
B: *calls 911*
C: 911, what's your emergency?
B: Someone is about to step foot on heaven.
C: When?
B: The next 5 minutes. Hurry!
C: *calls the ambulance*
D: *does tests to find the disease*
D: It looks like you have cancer of the lung. Are you a drug addict?
B: Wait, tobacco causes cancer?
D: Indeed. Tobacco causes a tumor in the tissues of the lungs, which would have the person being diagnosed with cancer of the lung, also known as lung cancer.
2 minutes have passed.
A: I can't breathe.
A: *tries to breathe for a minute and a half*
B: Person A!
D: He has 4.5 minutes to live.
D: Unfortunately, to this date, there is rarely any cure for cancer. I can't test my effort since it's a short time.
D: *fastly writes a document in doctors' handwriting like a normal doctor would*
A: 4.5 minutes?
B: Yes, the doctor said you have 4.5 minutes until you die of lung cancer.
2 minutes pass.
D: Now you have 2.5 minutes to live.
A: *tries to breathe for another minute and a half*
D: 50 seconds.
B: 50!
B: 49!
B: 48!
...
B: 10!
B: 9!
B: 8!
B: 7!
B: 6!
B: 5!
B: 4!
B and D: 3!
B and D: 2!
B and D: 1!
A: *dies*
B: This is when he steps foot in heaven!
D: Exactly!
by OfficialWatchOS7 July 31, 2025

This is the number one song in heaven
Written, of course, by the mightiest hand
All of the angels are sheep in the fold of their master
They always follow the Master and his plan
This is the number one song in heaven
Why are you hearing it now, you ask
Maybe you're closer to here than you imagine
Maybe you're closer to here than you care to be
Written, of course, by the mightiest hand
All of the angels are sheep in the fold of their master
They always follow the Master and his plan
This is the number one song in heaven
Why are you hearing it now, you ask
Maybe you're closer to here than you imagine
Maybe you're closer to here than you care to be
This is the number one song in heaven
Written, of course, by the mightiest hand
All of the angels are sheep in the fold of their master
They always follow the Master and his plan
This is the number one song in heaven
Why are you hearing it now, you ask
Maybe you're closer to here than you imagine
Maybe you're closer to here than you care to be
Written, of course, by the mightiest hand
All of the angels are sheep in the fold of their master
They always follow the Master and his plan
This is the number one song in heaven
Why are you hearing it now, you ask
Maybe you're closer to here than you imagine
Maybe you're closer to here than you care to be
by Death Menace April 27, 2023

The heaven where well-behaved flies spend their afterlife, primarily consisting of a fecalicious, auto-self-replenishing turd, as they swarm head and knee deep in it, feasting & breeding in eternal happiness.
by AutomneArctique June 13, 2017

When a girl is laying face down on an elevated surface with her legs on a man’s shoulders while he stands behind her and he’s eating her out.
After he can get on a step stool and have sex from behind calling it stairway to heaven.
After he can get on a step stool and have sex from behind calling it stairway to heaven.
by stairwaytoheavens February 9, 2025

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by peejaylaylay February 17, 2021
