Heaven is just a worse version than hell, like why would you wanna go there. You live forever with a old man who you cant even see but somehow hear, and also he has a son name "Jesus" and he is just a fucking jew. Like if your were a natzi and died then they would send you to hell, just cause they are affraid you would kill "Jesus" again.
Go to Heaven is bad.
by S.A.T.A.N June 03, 2021
Heaven is funny,crazy and tough she is strong and kind of always in trouble she is super pretty and loyal she ie amazing you always need a heaven in your life
by Tiana ross January 12, 2019
This weird annoying ass bitch in the class, hairline on some non existent shit, looks like she stole her hair style from the bar-code on the back of a bag of lays.Looks like she sucked a bunch of sixth grader cock in her days.IQ is smaller than a god damn atom.
by Cheesy creasy Batman October 21, 2019
Heaven is someone who is kind but some people despise his attitude; he feels he isn't gorgeous but likes his height; he doesn't feel comfortable in anything that doesn't totally cover his body; and he appreciates someone who is attractive and accepts him as he is. He also believes he is always correct, even when he is not; he believes his jokes are humorous, even when they are not; he is intelligent, but he is of no use.
by OHMYDictionary May 13, 2022
Heaven is a very pretty person when she wants to be. But has a good bestfriend most likely her bestfriends name is jocelyn she is a very bitchy person but on the inside shes all mushy she is the ideal friend or bestfriend and is very LOYAL
by Susan Thompson May 21, 2019
a place where when you are good, go to when you pass away on earth, typically thought that it is on heaven but humanity has never seen it and came back to earth
this is not a definition of a name unlike those most asses who defines heaven here, this is the meaning of the next place you go when you die
by thishandleisntclaimedsoidid May 26, 2021