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Shrek'd Hard

When someone is already shreking you but just gets harder, and harder until their pussy gets tighter making the shreking harder and more pleasureable
I got Shrek'd Hard last night by Tre and I want his bbc inside of me again.
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Hard Poke

When your veins or another person's veins are hard to reach, particularly when drawing blood.
Donating blood is such a pain, the nurses always complain that i'm a hard poke.
by Sraha Cur April 10, 2019
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Literary Hard-on

a moment of self-inflection where one has an incredible erection due to use of any variety of literary device. Whether it be verse or a visual representation i.e. movie, video game.
The visual interpretation of The Divine Comedy used in Dante's Inferno the video game gave me a literary hard-on.
by Dexterous Styles February 15, 2010
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Coofy Hard

A Way of reminding somebody that they are stupid by reinforcing pain as a method of making it permanent
A coofy hard is when somebody says something idiotic such as
"two+two=twelve right" following a comment of such nature a slap on the top of the head would occur and the person who is distributing it would say "Coofy Hard"
The more sever the stupidity the harder the coofy hard will get

Other people can get into the proceeding coofy hard by saying "Coofy Hard" right after
The more people that say it the more Coofy hard one will receive

So think about what you say before you say it. Cause you just might get incredible amounts of coofy hard
"Two plus two equals twelve right?"
"Nope, Coofy hard"

"What's a dolphin, isn't that some type of bird"
"COOFY HARD"
*Slaps on top of head*
by The Light Potato June 5, 2012
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izzy harding

Person one: Do you know izzy harding?
Person two: Yes! She is the hottest girl ever, she is just too good.
by oscaroscar April 3, 2021
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Music Hard

When music is so good it feels like sex.
Wow, Noah Kahan's new song made me so music hard.
by A Dibb March 28, 2019
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Pebble hard

Having a severe erection, but with a micro-penis.
Damn Taylor! Yo dick is so small, you don’t get rock hard, you get pebble hard!
by Raw dawg August 28, 2018
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