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handjob magnet

someone who only gets as far as getting a handjob while inticipating more.
Dude I can't laid, I'm too much of a handjob magnet.
by cum dumpster March 20, 2016
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Hanukkah Hoe

A turkey girl that lasted past Christmas, as unexpected and was still cuffed after Christmas Day. A Hanukkah Hoe is much better off without the a-hole she is dating at this point as his true colors have really shown but she is just too dumb to leave.
Hey, is Greg still with turkey girl?

Yeah, she's a real idiot and turned herself into his Hanukkah Hoe even though he won't make it Facebook official.
by kendallcm December 28, 2016
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Hanu

An acronym meaning: "hit a nigga up".
Tinder Guy user to a match: hi babe
Tinder Girl: heyy
Tinder Guy: how's your night?

Tinder Guy: do you want to go on a date sometime?

Tinder Guy: Hanu
by alecalec November 16, 2017
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hanajiwewe

A two day holiday that is celebrated on August 13th and 14th. Hanajiwewe is a holiday where best friends celebrate all there memories and the gnome of hanajiwewe surprises all best friends. Hanajiwewe is 2 days long in order for one to have a sleepover the 13th with there best friends and then wake up and open presents on the 14th. This holiday is also celebrated without gifts, gifts are just the way it was first done. This holiday was created 2 years ago by a girl named Sydney King. On Hanajiwewe watch out for the gnome because legend says if you are a fake friend he will eat your finger tips
I can’t wait for Hanajiwewe”

Me too it’s gonna be so fun
by baguette August 12, 2019
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Handjerb

A handjerb is when a Mexican woman kicks open your bedroom door, shoves a white woman out of the way, and proceeds to finish you off via handjob herself.
Maria: Move, Becky, you clearly don't know what you're doing!
Becky: YOU TERKA MAH HANDJERB!
by Moosii September 2, 2019
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handjob

what your mom gives me
i got a handjob
by Clapan December 4, 2019
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handjob tattoo

OMG that girl has a handjob tattoo.
What’s that?
A tattoo on her wrist!
by Nina/Chris August 28, 2020
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