crazy monkey handle sex

a person having Rectal sex with a man

I had crazy monkey handle sex with your dad.

by Iscludis May 18, 2003

Pussy handle

more commonly known as the "oh shit handle"

by gid October 16, 2002

Man Handle

A girl who fights or handles a person like a man would.

She man handled that boy into his locker.

by OnthatCrazySh*t April 7, 2011

left-handers

Homosexuals, Army slang

Billet 2 is for left-handers, keep your back to the wall sarge.

by stag4667 September 26, 2006

Two handers

A mammary gland so large it takes two hands to manoeuvre. Usually found in pairs.....

Did you see the size of the bangers on that chick, two handers for sure!

by knock September 15, 2009

Handled Like Titties

The task at hand was dealt with.

Often said with accompanying hand motions that imply: "Squeeze, squeeze... twist, twist."

Or, sometimes you can follow the phrase: "Handled like titties," by then speaking the words: "Squeeze, squeeze, twist, twist."

Did you see the Warriors defeat the Lakers last night? The Warriors won, 111-82! The Lakers got "handled like titties!"

by Verses 11:48 June 18, 2011

bucket handles

When a girl's thong is visible above both the left and right hip jean line and takes the shape of two handles on a bucket.

"Damn man, did you see that girl rockin those bucket handles!?"

"Dude! I'd grab that bucket!"

by Nannerhands October 10, 2009