Handle

Your nickname or what you call yourself on the citizens band radio.

Hey good buddy, what's your handle? This here's the Rubber Duck.

by cousincletus December 22, 2008

Ass Handle

The insetion of your thumb, right or left, into the fart box of a female sexual partner while grabing the ass flap, right or left, and commencing to punish with your man pole until ejaculation. Usually followed by a donkey punch.

that bitch was climbing the wall and whaling all loud and shit when i gave her the ass handle so i had to knock her out cold with a donkey punch

by DeezNutzz July 29, 2008

michigan broom handle

when you stick the stem of a gourde or decorative pumpkin up a persons butthole and it sticks out hanging on like a broom handle stuck up your butt

humiliated this broad last night and gave her the michigan broom handle before we kicked her out

by the mystery banger October 2, 2010

can handle

the act of shitting into another human's ass via a small connecting tube.

When he put the tube up my ass, I thought the gerbil was next. Turns out the motherfucker just wanted to can handle me. What a shitty mess!

by Gaydar Love October 24, 2003

Tahiti One Handed Deluxe

You take one hand and dip it completely in hot sauce. Start thrusting this into his/her anus. After the anus is wide open pour an entire bottle of ketchup and hot sauce into it. Make him/her excrete this onto a taco then make him/her eat that taco.

That tahiti one handed deluxe was great, but at the end the taco was not very enjoyable.

by "Big" Charlie April 3, 2007

door handle

A lever found commonly on the outside of a door or swinging portal to another room. Usually placed around 3 1/3 feet above the ground. Some handles or "knobs" are metal or occasionally plastic (very rare).

Door handles are great. When I need to get somewhere, they really help me get there. Wow they're great. Skeet Skeet

by BLANDRY February 20, 2006

Love Handles

When you need a little more to grab onto, when you're sliding your hot cock up your lover's tight ass, these guys jiggle just right.

Did you see thee love handles on that chick

by kidg May 21, 2008