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Lazy hamster

A single point which someone hyper fixates so heavily on being wrong, they forget everything else ok with the whole.
Sometimes ultimately making the whole worse then it was, if the lazy hamster had been left alone.
I just remembered I forgot to colour in that one button on the characters shirt, I should go back.

What? No you’re painting was fine, just leave it. It’s not worth it.

No, no, the teacher’s going to be able to tell I’ll just go back and ask if I can get it.

Nah man don’t, it’s just a lazy hamster.
by Kibblebip January 13, 2022
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Hamster syndrome

A term used to refer to the sudden death of an individual due to an unexpected, inexplicable cause.

Originates from a fake Reddit post, that later became a meme.
He, unfortunately, fell victim to the hamster syndrome while cutting tomatoes.
by rslinuxguy December 7, 2023
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gone off hamster food

When you leave hamster food out too long and it goes all moldy and stale like cardboard.
by Debskelly1985 March 30, 2023
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Thirsty hamster

She sits in the front seat of a car with a sunroof. He lays across the roof of the car with his wiener hanging through the open sunroof. She performs her impression of a thirsty hamster on a water bottle.
I got a felony for getting a thirsty hamster in a parking lot
by Totallynormalguy69420 March 30, 2024
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Hamster

A female that tends to sleep most of the day, cook good food, smoke marijuana and play video games. Most hamsters also have an eclectic taste in music, shows, and other entertainment.

Physically hamster tend to be short thicc girls.
The maker of this is a hamster; she sleeps 10hrs and splits the waking time between work, games, and cooking.

I am a hamster, I need music to breathe and can cook a meal out of nothing

The hamster is a short thicc girl that's perfect wife material
by Pink Hamster Kirby April 20, 2022
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thirsty hamster

A thirsty hamster refers humorously to a sexual act where someone performs oral sex on a man as he lays across the roof of a car with his penis hanging down through the sunroof, similar go a hamster drinking from a sipper water bottle. First went viral on TikTok in February 2024.
They found a quiet place where they could park, open the sunroof, and she could be a thirsty hamster.
by John in Chicago February 21, 2024
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Shazam the hamster

The best Hamster that ever did live. He was fast as fuck and a loyal little guy. Overall the best Hamster in the whole wide world.
Person one: I love my Shazam the Hamster he really was the best
by xXHamsterLover69420Xx December 20, 2023
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