carpet hotdog

When pubic hair grows onto the penis shaft.

My carpet hotdog needs shaved.

by Golden silence June 11, 2022

hotdog water

Bad, as in, negative, referred to in the third person

You heard the CEO of Blizzard got fired?
Yea he was hotdog water, sexual harassment and all that.

by anonymous November 8, 2023

Roman hotdog

Placing a penis in between one’s Ballsack

Tom hit me with the Roman hotdog

by Kinggooble June 11, 2023

moldy hotdog

When you get herpes on your dick

"Bro I was munching on a moldy hotdog"

by McSuacyBoner;) March 23, 2017