Orphan Hot pocket

An Orphan Hot Pocket is when an only child’s parents are taken and turned into hot pockets, then being fed to the now orphaned child.

I’m about to commit an orphan hot pocket

by H6unt July 5, 2023

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Hot pocket

When a men enters a woman and urinates then chills

Let's hot pocket and chill

by Flybish May 19, 2022

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mountain dew and hot pockets - the meal choice of

Stoners , potheads , 30 to 40 year old virgins, neck beards
, slacker teenagers and the children of single mothers.

Often cheap ..... doritos are considered a side dish.

There is no real nutritional value it's all processed junk food.

Hi my name is matthew and I like

mountain dew and hot pockets and playing xbox live.

Sometimes I have doritos with my mountain dew and hot pockets.

Capri sun also works

by Blu_leef January 28, 2024

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Hot Pocket

When you have sex with a girl on their period

man she totally hot pocketed me last night!

by Buttermilkbonelli September 21, 2019

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Hot Pocket

When you take a huge steamy dump in your hand then pocket it for later.

Duuuuude... I totally did a hot pocket when we were on that forest trail.

by ChrisGnarley September 7, 2025

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Philadelphia Hot Pocket

When you take a shit in a girl's pussy & then jam it in with your dick.

Ted: "Aye! Last night was wild af man!"

Garrett: "why? What you get into?"
Ted: "met some boopin' ass bitch, who took me back to her crib. You wouldn't believe it but I gave her a Philadelphia Hot Pocket!!".

by LizziAlchemy December 4, 2022

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