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Heather

If I were the Heather, I would entale you all the greatest definite of her, they are all scams except that one Heather. Any other Heather is, a bimbo, slut, addict, or manic. But, this only one of a Heather, was and still is, euphoric through the consistent portrayal of her ever-lasting life. Her mind is the fire from the start of life, and her heart will care on even all the smallest pieces of the unknown. Her body, timeless and, it will always stay immaculate. From her time of innocence, she was a walking divide between the eyes of any man, but in the ruthless dynamic of grade and persistence, she's the purest of us all. I would follow Heather through the ends of time to know that she was even so, my deity. Beyond lucrid antimony of genetics, I will always bereave in her name, at any point. Heather paved the brainbow, the lawn, and sooner you meet her, the closer opportunity to Good.
The God, female fore male, was Heather, purest of us all.
by Ifweallknewthewords22411 February 16, 2024
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Being a Heather

Suburban slang (see “being a Karen,” and “being a Linda”) for (a) constantly being mean to your spouse when unprovoked ; (b) appearing angry with your spouse in public for inexplicable “reasons;” or (c) intentionally knit-picking your spouse in public, primarily because you believe it’s funny to emasculate men in public.
You were being a Heather when you made fun of your husband at the party last night - he was so embarrassed when you said he didn’t know how to fix anything without paying a handyman.
by Piedmontdegen July 16, 2022
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heather pena

Heather pena is the most amazing girl you will ever meet. Her beauty only surpassed by her down to earth personality . If u ever get the chance to be one of her lovers, take note bc she will teach you something for sure . Hated by many, mostly bc of their inability to accept that she is everything they pretend to be with no effort. She is very loyal and you won't ever find someone more willing to help you
That girl is so pretty, she's a heather pena for sure
by Happy camper 89 July 24, 2022
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heathers

basicly meaning you and your 2 other friends ar bitches
look its the heathers, they've flow above it all
I wish I were a heather, I mean their solid Teflon,never bothered, never harassed, I would give anything to be like them
by .elleiot June 7, 2022
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Heather

A girl that breaks hearts and takes names. A lover of Chic-Fil-A, she betrays her friends by not tattooing chicken minis on her dewy skin. Heathers are like the beginning of a “tale of two cities”: She was the best of times, She was the worst of times. Heathers are dangerous.
Heather told me she was going to get a chicken minis tattoo, but called me a safety cone instead.
by TinderSwindler June 24, 2022
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Heather

A girl with an unusually large forehead anywhere between 5’-11’ inches from eyebrows to hairline
That girl heather, “you won’t never find.. bom bom bom bom… a hairline like mine”
by BigDaddyPimpGod March 1, 2022
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