hair blower

Obviously, a blow dryer. Duh.

You: (knock on neighbors door)
Neighbor: What do you want?!
you: do you have a hair blower I can borrow?
neighbor: a what?!
You: you know, a hair blower?
Neighbor: (clearly confused and unsure what to say) oh, a hair blower! Be right back! (Quickly shutting and locking the door)

by this_grrrl January 31, 2015

Book Hair

Hair that is parted and folds over like an open book.

Wow Drew has some interesting book hair

by horsegirl1223 January 31, 2019

Hair slut

A girl who only likes guys for his hair

Becky is such a hair slut, she dumped Kyle after he cut his hair

by Mikiemike January 22, 2014

mayo hair

The moment when a person has greasy and unwashed hair while it looks undesirable.

It represents a warning about how you should was your hair ASAP.

P1:Damn girl, you got the mayo hair!
P2: I know, I didn't have water for 6 days...
P1: Pay your bills.

by iliea968 January 31, 2023

hair-larious

a pun used to describe something hilarious, which pertains to hair or is hair-related.

girl: "have you seen the professor's comb-over?"

boy: "yeah, it's hair-larious!"

by E. Kavanagh April 08, 2009

hair alley

The crotch of a woman who does not choose to wax the beav. Starts under the naval and ends at the bottom of the spine.

I pulled her panties off and witnessed the most extreme hair alley I have ever seen. I hit it anyways.

by UDM1234 October 07, 2011

Chingrown hair

chin-grown-hair
noun

1. An ingrown hair on the chin.

Dude one: "Yo, is that a pimple on your chin?"

Dude two: "Nah fam, it's just a chingrown hair."

by Thebesthandle September 14, 2016