To ejaculate into a partners face through the use of a high power fan, rather than traditional means.
Speculation of the origins of the German Jetstream date back to WWII, where it was thought that Hitler would use the German Jetstream on Eva Braun. The use of this technique allowed him to taunt allied attacks with threats of Advanced German Jetstreams. It was believed to have been a plausible origin, as he was able to conquer europe by jizzing into a fan.
Speculation of the origins of the German Jetstream date back to WWII, where it was thought that Hitler would use the German Jetstream on Eva Braun. The use of this technique allowed him to taunt allied attacks with threats of Advanced German Jetstreams. It was believed to have been a plausible origin, as he was able to conquer europe by jizzing into a fan.
You're fucking a girl, and right before you cum you bring out a fan. You jizz into the path of the fan, thus hitting the females face through indirect means by way of the breeze. Afterwards you ask the female "how was that German Jetstream?"
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Germanware is similar to the the ancient Chinese ceramics often referred to as "China". Germanware is composed of porcelain developed in Germany long after the first types of ceramics were made about 11,000 years ago, during the Palaeolithic era. Often confused with Chinaware because of the similar composite materials but the Germanware materials were developed solely in Germany.
"Your Germanware is esquisite." Stated the woman while examining her friends place setting at the dinner table.
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I was going sober and non addicted to drugs for 10 years then i went to Germansville, now i have no job or family... This is the greatest town EVER!!!!
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Randy: Just finished my doing my German homework.
Steve: Right on man
Alice: But you aren't in German
Steve: Right on man
Alice: But you aren't in German
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