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Granny

Normal Person: "Still struggling to not be furry Job? "
Granny
by Kek me July 31, 2018
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Granny style

When a women begins to ferociously beat her lady meats for an extended period of time. So long that by the time their done, the women might as well be a grandma.
“Yo Aleesiah, been in her room for hours, she’s going in granny style”! She is still beating your lady meat??
by WolfFL November 3, 2023
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hoofin grannies

1. Throwing a lot of grenades, especially in gaming situations.

2. Tripping out; often in relation to drugs or alcohol
Me and my brother were playing halo and hoofin grannies at each other.

Dude this gear is intense. I’m hoofin grannies!
by daltana May 23, 2018
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Fan Granny

Similar to a fan girl, but a mature woman who is obsessed with either fictional characters, actors, or other celebrities. A Fan Granny takes an interest in celebrity happenings the way your own grandmother is interested in your life. She will be there to cheer you on, and will be your fan through good times and bad.
Joyce is such a fan granny when it comes to Ryan Gosling, but its a different story with Mister Darcy.
by leggs1959 August 26, 2016
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granny gang crack

When a younger more athletic male enjoys rigorous sex with an older woman and enjoys the sound of her pelvis cracking
-Dude, you're granny is a real gilf, she let me granny gang crack her.
by Big Buba Buttplug January 3, 2018
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Granny grazer

A younger person who likes to hook up with granny's.
Lets go to bingo hank, we might get lucky.
Your are such a Granny grazer Tom.
by Pocketjem January 13, 2020
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B-RAD the granny pounder

Its more complex than you might think. Hes natural and skilled at it. Born with it. He pounds, nests, humps the honey and last but not least, he hides the salami. You can think of him as to "pork your lover". Ladies keep your grannys away for b-RADS!!! they float like a butterfly and sting like a bee!!
B-RAD the granny pounder are extremely horny and sexual. They get sexually aroused around grannys
by GRANNY MUFFER December 4, 2023
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