goblin breath

The smell of your breath when waking up in the morning, after having a post midnight snack.

Johnny said I had goblin breath when I woke up this morning. I knew I shouldn't have eaten that midnight burrito.

by Hns89 May 11, 2014

Premature Goblins

A person who talks behind someone's back. They are very witchy and they make you want to dab on them haters. Term is used by kingbo on youtube or suburban_prince on instagram.

King Bo:"So um I was um walking into class going to sit at my desk and all of a sudden i heard these premature goblins talking stuff about me."

by EnchAnting since '04 August 5, 2017

cooch goblin

Negative term for a child. Coming from a cooch, the child is compared to a goblin, a fantasy creature which is short in stature, and usually depicted as ugly, dirty, dumb and uncultured.

Agitated childless person: It is very fucking nice that I'm going to travel to Europe in a few weeks while you get your cooch goblins ready to go back to school.

by UrbanTh August 8, 2017

Goblin stomp

An event that takes place around a bonfire or any other event that requires a stomp that is so powerful that only a goblin may execute it.

Brandon Tarpley did the goblin stomp because Alabama lost to FSU

by Goblin stomppers for sale September 3, 2017

Grundle Goblin

Grundle Gobblin- third member of a threesome. Both other members are male.This third member male or female eats the semen off the grundle of male member 1 after he pushes it out his Anus in the doggie position. The seamen was put in there by male member 2.

He/She is a grundle goblin

by Dr Definition December 31, 2018

Stabbing goblins

When someone is jerking off two cocks close to their face with their tongue out. Its called this because the action makes it look like youre stabbin some goblins

Where's Ally? Is she off stabbing goblins again?

by Allycat88 July 30, 2018

goblin noodles

Goblin noodles is a definition given to the mult dimintional being of mary she,ιt,they is a sentiencial being that brings bad luck to itself everytine it farts and at the same time sneezes and says noodles

Goblin noodles is one of a kind creature that can multiply by itself in by a mechanism that is called biomariopisis.
When you see one in the wild face at all times and if it tries to consume your soul into a different dimension of space time yell FUS RO DA at it.
Goblin noodles is one of a kind creature that can multiply by itself in by a mechanism that is called biomariopisis.
When you see one in the wild face at all times and if it tries to consume your soul into a different dimension of space time yell FUS RO DA at it.

Goblin noodles-Ohhh fuck i just farted* says noodles at the same time

by Lacticdick January 31, 2019