moo goo gai pan

When a Asian man cums on a cats face

I went to the Chinese place around the corner and walked up to the counter and caught the owner yelling “ moo goo gai pan!” Repeatedly as he was cumming on a cats face he was preparing to cook.

by The Ballon Knot Boys June 3, 2022

Goo-dgloo-loo-loo-loo

Taking your friends 22 inch dildo and giving your other friend a dry willie with it.

"Little D totaly freaked when I went Goo-dgloo-loo-loo"

by Beefy_Roller November 16, 2004

Goo Goblin Lani McGoggles (poopy tom tom)

Excrement from the Lanipoofians who have killed themselves after getting into lion's enclosure and getting poofy manes.

Well, I'll be goo goblin lani mcgoggles (poopy tom tom), this is Lanipoof and I now have poofy hair as poofy excrement.

by Wongisdsadas November 20, 2019

god is good god is great god is goo-ood *intense screaming*

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by *INTENSE MOANING AND SCREAMIN* March 11, 2022

Who's Your Goo-Guy-Got-Goin'-Down?

Who's Your Goo-Guy-Got-Goin'-Down? is the most social form of salutation. Primarily indigenous to West Coast North American Males, originating in California, this super-friendly hello is quickly spreading across the globe. Which only begs one question:

Who's YOUR Goo-Guy-Got-Goin'-Down?

Friend 1: Who's Your Goo-Guy-Got-Goin'-Down?
Friend 2: Oh yeah?
Friend 1: You're such an ASShole!
Friend 2: Great!

by Player! October 5, 2007

egg goo

Egg Goo, is the white of the egg, when it’s not fully cooked , it may resemble sperm.

Egg Goo is ejected sperm that strings from the eye of the penis.

He came , then when he wiped his dick, All this Egg Goo , was hanging off it .like spit !

by Debyumyum February 1, 2023

You Better Goo Goo Me!

Slang for "You better not underestimate me!"
This phrase is usually used when someone's skill is underestimated by someone before they try to prove themselves.

Steve: "Bro you're trash at ball, you can't even make a three pointer for crying out loud!"
Dale: "Nah, YOU BETTER GOO GOO ME! Watch this!"
*Dale completely misses the shot*
Steve: You fucking imbecile

by Mehrio April 25, 2023